4, Jul 2024
"Uh-huh! Come to Sang Yu and let’s have one.
In this sound, Sang Yu and I gulped down the wine in the glass … so the tragedy happened!
Things behind can rely on Wang Xi’s dictation to recall "Hey, I was talking when I suddenly heard shouting outside-me? I’m not coming! At that time, I had a very important business talk to make, so I opened a separate meeting to talk about bread. Is it also a respectful guest?
I didn’t know what was going on, so I said two or three sentences and rushed out to have a look. Hey, it was none other than our great brother Liu … What happened to him? Do you still say this? We Liu Gexian are drunk! At first, we shouted five bottles of royal salute in the bag, but we only drank more than one bottle. When I came back, it was really … four bottles!
My sister and brother Liu killed three bottles less!
Anyway, three bottles of wine is not a big problem, and my sister is also very sober. This matter may not be known to everyone, but I have to talk about it. We drink in the Wangs, which is a great thing. I think I can handle three kilograms of white wine and more than one bottle of foreign wine, but that Liu Ge is an idiot!
I walked over and saw that all the thirteen irons were gone. Brother Liu actually knelt on the sofa and tried his best to perform in front of my sister. I love you. I’ve always liked you. I’ve been obsessed with you since I saw you … It’s called a teardrop. I can’t stop crying and crying!
There are a few idiots around the door watching the scene of bustle. I just wanted to drive them away. I have already raised my head and the posture is almost like a tiger. "What are you looking at?" Haven’t seen two chats? " He took a bottle and smashed it!
A group of people shouted and dispersed, shouting’ what qualities’,’ hey hey’, giggling and trying’ bah! If you don’t look like a girl, I’ll slap you with something … "
Fortunately, I guess I drank a little too much, too. Nothing happened. The bottle hit the wall and bounced back to the blanket, but it didn’t break.
I hurriedly walked through the crowd and took the door with a backhand. "You’re sorry. My brother-in-law drank too much. Please excuse me more-let’s all play."
See me come in elder sister hurriedly shouted "hee, you are quick to come and pull your Liu Ge away, which is holding up my leg. I have adapted to the light inside. I didn’t see that I had already taken off my shoes and sat in the sand. I found that Liu Ge was kneeling on the floor and hugging my head, so I put my leg aside and shouted" Sang Yu, do you know how much I love you … "
"I know, I know … clean legs are numb to me. Elder sister tried to move Liu Ge’s head toward the surface. As a result, he raised his head a little, and then he buried his head and cried," Don’t leave me.
I tried it in the past. It’s really no good patting Liu Ge and shouting, "Liu Ge, are you drunk? Why don’t you let go of my sister first? Don’t worry, my sister won’t leave you.
As a result … Brother Nima Liu turned his face and bit my hand! That energy almost stopped me from crying!
"Let go … oh, open your mouth, Liu Ge, don’t bite, ah, ah, ah, ah, you’re dying, you’re dying …" I broke off Liu Geba while howling, and I don’t know if he belongs to a dog. Why is this bite so exciting?
Conveniently, I copied a bottle of "don’t let go, I hit your ya."
As a result, this sentence is a bad thing. I just picked up the bottle and my sister slapped it. "Fuck you! Brother Liu, are you really going to do it? Not afraid of hurting people? -get away from me. I’ll smash you first.
I almost cried when I put the bottle down. "But elder sister bit me …" "Bite you deserved it. Elder sister doesn’t say that Liu Ge crushed her leg now, and she is wholeheartedly guarding against me." Why don’t you get out without your help? -Don’t go? Want to be beaten? "
I grabbed the bottle I just put in …
Sister, do you think you are worthy of me? It’s not like I’m giving my parents a gift. I can’t bear to beat the result. Brother Liu, you brought the bottle as soon as you came … And! And it’s not that I don’t want to leave. Isn’t my hand bitten?
I’m furious with this grievance-
Elder sister didn’t care about this. Seeing that the bottle was about to hit me, I pulled it so hard-hey, I don’t know when Liu Ge has let go. I rushed to the door as soon as I pulled my hand!
Brother Liu, you are so treacherous. I don’t think Gen is drunk! Poor me, I became their touchstone. I took a bite and almost turned it into a message!
Okay, I’m out of here!
However, it is estimated that my elder sister is also a little tired of changing hands, putting the bottle aside, picking up the can of ice and pouring it down according to Liu Ge’s head-listening to Liu Ge’s sudden seven dizzy shouts!
Sister grabbed the ice cube and rubbed Liu Ge’s face a few times. It was very gentle. "Better?"
"Er, it’s better …" Liu Ge’s blinking eyes "is … Sang Yu, do you know …" Actually, after a word, he was going to come to the half-court. Who knows that my sister immediately gave a lion roars "Don’t cry! Get up and talk to me.
Although I screamed badly, my face was covered with rosy clouds, and I didn’t know whether it was because I was drunk or because of face-to-face talk. Later, I refused to admit what I said this day, but I will always remember it!
"Liu Pi cloud do you love me or not? If you love me … Have you got everything for your family? Pay it all after salary! There are also big and small things in the back home that must be obedient, okay? "
Liu Ge chicken pecked rice and nodded and said, "I didn’t hear anything clearly, but now these are all another story. According to Liu Ge’s personality, I think he wants to put things into practice before talking about him!"
Then elder sister a captivating smile "that you are my boyfriend.
This is over?
Section 360th It doesn’t hurt to hit my hand, does it
? I woke up early only to find that a group of us didn’t go home. At first glance, it was a hotel. There were two beds in the standard, sleeping iron and thirteen Wang Xi. The goods were sleeping on the bed net table next to me. There were also a few crooked cups and two bottles of royal salute. There were many bottles of drinks. I picked up the bedside cup and poured a mouthful of it. My head was thrown directly-‘Snow’ was sprayed out in one gulp!
Isn’t this fucking pure wine? It tastes like you haven’t added a drink!
This sip of wine was sprayed on the table impartially, and somehow the wine bottle fell off as soon as it slammed, and the wooden floor rolled and made an unpleasant sound. In less than 20 seconds, everyone woke up.
"Help! The first one cried. Wang Xiya buried her head in the quilt and shouted," Will people live in the early morning? " A few seconds later, he put his head out again and shouted, "It’s too hot-who turned it on?"
"Alas ~" Thirteen sat up, closed his eyes and exhaled for a long time. "What time is it?"
When I saw that it was eleven o’clock in the morning, I said’ eleven o’clock’. I didn’t expect the three departments to get up with their eyes wide open-I suddenly grabbed the cup and exclaimed, "What do you want?"
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, three goods broke into a burst of inexplicable laughter. Is there any wood to ruin my three views? Is there any wood in the pants? Is there any facial spasm? ……
All the departments have it!
This is hilarious, pointing at me. "Liu Ge, you were too tough last night, and then it was a burst of brotherhood of the Wolf." Ha ha ha ha … "What’s more, the iron goods were full of tears and all kinds of admiration." Liu Ge asked me to ask me for advice-I’ll go to Mei for this once.
I’m a little puzzled. "What the fuck did I do yesterday? Are you so excited?" A thought in my heart seems to be that I drank wine yesterday and then everyone else left, leaving me and Sang Yu-did I have a passionate hand with Sang Yu?
Is this … uh, is this possible?
Look at these guys’ expressions. That’s yin-swinging with a smile and wind in spring scenery. When sā naked silk looks at a-v, things are mostly as I expected-wiping this thing has a big key problem. What does it mean later in Sang Yu? Will it make me click in anger? Even if you don’t click, I’ll give it to the master. If Sang Yu has any remorse or hesitation, boy, the master has to cut me down!
This is the first commandment of Zhuge family …
I took another look at it with trepidation, judging from the expressions of several cowards that it should be all right. If there was anything, they would have accused me of everything in Sang Yu and then hit me when I was down. Would you give me this song and dance?
But since this is the case … it’s not easy for me to ask them, is it? It’s better to see Sang Yu’s reaction later.
So I shouted, "Come on, come on, don’t make a scene. I know how to handle this-by the way, did your sister go back yesterday or what?" I knew I was stupid when the words came out. Do you think if Sang Yu goes back, will Wang Xi stay here? No matter how you say it, you have to take care of Sang Yu, right?
Sure enough, Wang Xi shook his head. "I lived next door without going back-everyone was too drunk to find a place to live. I guess I haven’t woken up yet … Why don’t you go and see Brother Liu?"
That’s right-but it’s also true for Sang Yu and me. Why don’t you go and see if it’s my business? So I nodded and dressed quickly, brushed my teeth in the toilet, got some water and hair, and then went out to have a look.
At this time, a few guys also started to pack, dress, brush their teeth and wash their faces lazily. They even got the tea from the hotel to make a good name, saying, have a drink first.
I asked the room number, and I went out. I happened to meet the cleaning elder sister knocking at the door. Sang Yu was lazy and asked why. Then the elder sister said that cleaning Sang Yu directly said that she didn’t want to sleep, so the elder sister woke up in good faith and asked Sang Yu to hang the’ Do Not Disturb’ sign …
Elder sister went to the opposite side to clean up, and I ambushed the door as soon as my brain was pumping. I waited a few minutes and heard the door creak. I guessed that Sang Yu should have reached out and listed the door with the door left unlocked, so I rushed in …
Is this a surprise for me?
……
A minute later, I rushed back to my room in a rage and ran into the health thirteen. When the sharp-eyed goods actually opened this door, I could see my face clearly. "Yo, Lao Liu’s face is gorgeous. What’s the matter with peach blossoms?"
"Shut up. I just finished howling when I heard shouting outside." What’s the matter? " Then there was a loud noise, and Tiexi and Wang Dan rushed over and slammed the door and looked in. "Let me see, let me see …"
"I see your sister turned the door of cutting and didn’t hit the two cargo noses. I don’t know, but at least the two pits didn’t speak-I didn’t want to be Japanese, and I continued to scold" Damn it! If you don’t make it clear to me, Sang Yu will give me a big blow when I get in! Nima, are you deliberately cheating me? "
Panting outside and then hee said, "No, why did I open the door for you and hit you again?" Uh, Brother Liu, did you behave badly when you went in? My elder sister this person I know if you dare to touch it is a dead end … "
"What a fart! I opened the door. My burning face has been coated with a thick layer of toothpaste to relieve pain." Before I went in to talk, your sister screamed and started work-look at that hand yourself. My face was almost bald.
"Call? Why do you call it? " City strange way "open the door for you also call that door? My sister is not awake, is she? "
"Uh …" I’m a little embarrassed to be careless about this. "She didn’t know it was me … this, this, Sang Yu was listed with a slit … as a result, I rushed in …" Haha, I don’t know if they were clear in the past.
These goods ears can’t stand upright now. If I could stand upright, I would have stood up. Ya is a clearer than a clear white-Xi was happy at that time. "Liu Ge, you melon batch! It’s true that my sister slept. It’s good that you didn’t die when you went in! At the beginning, there was a pervert peeping, but my sister ruined all five limbs, and all the Sichuan dialect swearing came out.
Five limbs! Damn it, this is really cruel! I can’t help shivering but turn my head and think about it. "No! Sang Yu and I are both like this. Why does she still slap me? "
"This? Well? " Next to 13 slow tea said "is not promised to be your girlfriend? So you can go in and see others? " He smiled a few times. "Don’t you think it’s too soon?"
"No, it’s not, this, this isn’t like this …" I didn’t turn around, stretched out my hand and scratched my face a few times, and then asked stupidly, "Didn’t I say that Sang Yu and I are both, all, that what?"
The three goods looked at each other for half a ring and then burst into laughter. Thirteen, the mouthful of tea immediately sprayed me with a face of Tiexi holding her belly, laughing and rolling, clapping her hands. "You are killing me. You are killing me …"
Okay, look at this. I know I made an own goal! It’s embarrassing! I’m dying! I was in a mood like a million grass mud horses rushing by and stomping on me like a pile of shit!
Before I was depressed in my heart, those goods were still happy there. At this time, the mobile phone ticked and picked it up. It was Sang Yu who sent a message-was it the autumn harvest?
How uneasy! Uneasy! Toss and turn! Glanced at the king’s eggs is really unreliable, so I can open it myself and have a look "Liu Pi cloud come here for me.
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